Love It or Leave It?

Right, so nobody's moving. The entire top 11 is completely static — no climbers, no fallers, just eleven apps sitting precisely where they were last week. It's the dating app equivalent of a British summer: predictable, slightly disappointing, and yet somehow we keep showing up.

Here's what's actually interesting though: EliteSingles is still absolutely dominating at 92.0, which makes sense if you're tired of swiping through people who've used the same three photos since 2019. But look at the weird gap between our review scores and the overall rankings — Match.com scores 9.4 from us but only 67.0 overall (cheers, App Store rating of 3.8), while eHarmony is our highest-rated review at 9.8 but limps in at 65.1. Translation: the apps we genuinely like aren't always the ones you lot are actually having success with.

OkCupid's sitting at the bottom with 58.4, which is honestly a fall from grace for what used to be a proper contender. Meanwhile, the young guns (Bumble, Tinder, Hinge) are clustered in the mid-80s — perfectly respectable, not revolutionary. If you're downloading something this weekend, EliteSingles if you want serious, Bumble if you want options, or Hinge if you actually want to have something to talk about on the date.